Man, this is a tough one! If I could keep literally any fish, I’d have to go with an Arowana—specifically a super red Asian Arowana. Those things are like dragons swimming in your living room! Ridiculously cool, but honestly, they’re not for the faint of heart or for anyone with a small wallet. They get huge, need a monster-sized tank, and can be super picky with their water conditions. Plus, let’s be real, their price tags are basically a punch in the gut. But still, can you imagine the bragging rights?
On a more realistic note, I think keeping a nice school of Congo Tetras would be awesome. They flash all that iridescent color and don’t act like total jerks to each other. Way less drama than with some of those cichlid tanks. Speaking of drama, anyone ever try keeping Oscar fish? Those guys are like the frat boys of the aquarium world—always starting something, knocking stuff over, and begging for food.
Anyway, dream fish for me = Arowana. Practical choice? Congo Tetras, hands down. Love hearing everyone’s picks though—so many cool species out there, but not everyone wants to sign up for a daily stress test!